Swedish has the best word for Russell Brand's writing

Twitter users are apparently mocking Russell Brand for his pompous writing style by tweeting “Parklife!” at him in response to every one of his own tweets.

And with good reason:

“This attitude of churlish indifference seems like nerdish deference contrasted with the belligerent antipathy of the indigenous farm folk, who regard the hippie-dippie interlopers, the denizens of the shimmering tit temples, as one fey step away from the transvestites.”

One of the things I like about the Swedish language is the variety of useful verbs, and this sort of writing brings to mind the very apt verb “ordbajsa“.

Ord” meaning “word”, and “bajsa” meaning “to poo”. The rest is pretty self-explanatory…